34 Times People Took Things Way Too Literally

Nathan Johnson Published 05/02/2020 in facepalm

Just because you did exactly what was asked of you doesn't mean you did it correctly. Hopefully these people can try using their brains the next time around and not look like such fools.

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Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn
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After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me
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Not What I Meant, But Ok
4.
Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture
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I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return
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This Girl Waiting Here
7.
Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time
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Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth
9.
When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This
10.
Picture On The Credit Card
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Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved
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Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Master
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Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"
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Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows
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And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him
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This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio
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My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday
21.
I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me
22.
My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With
23.
I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store
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I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"
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My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got
27.
Coffee Shop Compliance
28.
My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit
29.
Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping
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Friend's Camera Stopped Working Due To Moisture. I Told Him To Put It In A Sealed Bag With Some Rice. He Asked If This Is What I Meant
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My Note On The Cheese Fries Said: Extra Cheese On The Side
33.
This Must Technically Count. My Aunt Just Took A Screenshot
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We Asked Our Waitress For A Glass Of Ice And Some Guacamole. This Is What We Got

1.
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn
2.
After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me
3.
Not What I Meant, But Ok
4.
Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture
5.
I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return
6.
This Girl Waiting Here
7.
Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time
8.
Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth
9.
When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This
10.
Picture On The Credit Card
11.
Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved
12.
13.
Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Master
14.
Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"
15.
Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows
16.
And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him
17.
18.
19.
This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio
20.
My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday
21.
I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me
22.
My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With
23.
I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store
24.
25.
I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"
26.
My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got
27.
Coffee Shop Compliance
28.
My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit
29.
Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping
30.
31.
Friend's Camera Stopped Working Due To Moisture. I Told Him To Put It In A Sealed Bag With Some Rice. He Asked If This Is What I Meant
32.
My Note On The Cheese Fries Said: Extra Cheese On The Side
33.
This Must Technically Count. My Aunt Just Took A Screenshot
34.
We Asked Our Waitress For A Glass Of Ice And Some Guacamole. This Is What We Got